How do you make a dog float?Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small ... Read more

How do you stop a dog smelling ?Put a peg on it's nose ... Read more

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?None. They are all on the ... Read more

How many seasons are there in a dogs life ?Just one, the moulting season ... Read more

I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German ... Read more

I just spotted a Chihuahua! That wasn't very nice, you shouldn't draw on ... Read more

If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band, what's his other favorite instrument to play? A ... Read more

My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! That's what he'll answer, ... Read more

Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said. "I'll be ready in a few minutes," she said. "Why don't ... Read more

Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?A. "Rough ... Read more