Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?The tomato was in a ... Read more

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Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician?When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said ... Read more

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?Because his boots were at the menders ... Read more

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all ... Read more

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ?He was trying to make both ends meet ... Read more

Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund?He wanted a dog they could all pet at ... Read more