Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet.Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber bandWhy don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a python You can't get round me just like that you ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality Well, you'd better both sit down ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a mothGet out of the way, your in my ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.Oh dear, that's a lot of ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.How long have you felt like this?Ever since I was a ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.Oh dear, that's a lot of calories ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a butterflyWill you say what you mean and stop flitting ... Read more