Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth.So why did you come around then ?Well, I saw this light at the ... Read more

Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking?Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom ... Read more

Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking ?Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor ... Read more

Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it?Hire yourself out for Halloween ... Read more

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Doctor these pills you gave me for BO...What's wrong with them?They keep slipping out from under my ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liarI can't believe ... Read more

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Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do?Saw the legs off of your ... Read more