Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work?A: In case they have to draw ... Read more

The Doctor was puzzled "I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must be drink. ""Don't worry about it Dr. Kelley, I'll come back when you're ... Read more

The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off ... Read more

The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen year old girl. "Now, Mr. Jenkins," the nurse practitioner warned, "you should know that when a man ... Read more

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my ... Read more

The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure?Doctor: Yes, that is true.P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure?D: Yes, that is also true.P: So, in average, I live ... Read more

The seven-year old girl told her mom, "A boy in my class asked me to play doctor.""Oh, dear," the mother nervously sighed. "What happened, honey?""Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance ... Read more

The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you.""Well, if it's just because of them, ... Read more

There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? ... Read more

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates.The first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help patients, even ... Read more