Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show?Absolutely ... Read more

Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue?Why?Because I've been at my computer all day and I've got a splitting ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well.That's quite enough out of ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well.That's quite enough out of you ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis.Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer.Well bring him in so I can cure him.I can't, I need to use him to finish my ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You're too ... Read more