Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn't at work ... Read more

Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street?They were arch ... Read more

Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use ... Read more

Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!What, you mean those square ones?Yes!The ones you put butter on?Yes!Oh, You're ... Read more

Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.Take one of these every 4 ... Read more

Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.Take one of these every 4 laps ... Read more

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.Are you choking?No, I really ... Read more

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon ... Read more

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change ... Read more

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth.So why did you come around then?Well, I saw this light at the ... Read more