Question: What's the major cause of divorce? Answer: Once is not ... Read more

Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager, "How much is that new ... Read more

Regardless of what you may hear, there's still many women these dayswho are excellent "housekeepers". Seems each time they get a divorce,they keep the ... Read more

Ruby Alice walked up to the desk of a Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the letter "O." "Why'd you put that circle down?" asked the clerk. "Cause Ah can't write," replied the girl. "Why don't you sign ... Read more

Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for adivorce on the grounds that her husband "beats her." The Judge,wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman."Every damn time your Honor," ... Read more

Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said:"I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of $250 a month." To which the woman's about-to-be ex ... Read more

The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained tothe Judge that her husband had left her bed and board.When she had finished, the husband's lawyer rose to his feet andcoolly replied, "Your Honor, I ... Read more

Two men are talking. The first sez, "I got married because I was tiredof eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearingshabby clothes.""Amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very ... Read more

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your ... Read more

With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has beenformed called "Marriage Anonymous." Whenever a guy feels like gettingmarried, they send over a woman with crulers in her hair, cream on herface and ... Read more