One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I ... Read more

Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when hedecided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table.Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, Ican read your love line and tell your romantic future."Paul ... Read more

Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters." So Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice. "Sandpaper," said the carpenter. ... Read more

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