Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they findthat they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off thelights because they can't see each other using sign language. After ... Read more

Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were having breakfast. Sam said to Harry,"Harry, why do you have a suppository in your ear?"Harry took the suppository out, looked it over and said, "Sam, I'm really gladyou saw ... Read more

Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. The lady asked, ... Read more

Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old times.One says to the other, "Darling, do you remember the minuet?"The other replies, "Sweetheart, I can't even remember ... Read more

Two Marines were sitting around talking one day. The first Marine asked the second Marine, "If they were to drop a bomb right now, what would be the first thing you would do?"The second Marine said, "I would screw the ... Read more

Two old men were sat on a bench outside a nursing home having a chat. "How areyou, Richard?" asked George. "I'm not feeling too good today, I'm utterlyexhausted," replied Richard. "I've pulled a muscle, and it's killing ... Read more

Two old men were sat on a bench outside a nursing home having a chat. "How areyou, Richard?" asked George. "I'm not feeling too good today, I'm utterlyexhausted," replied Richard. "I've pulled a muscle, and it's killing ... Read more

Two postmen are on break having a cigarette. While on this break one postman says "Hey look at that snail". The other postman looks down and says "FUCK" and step steps on the snail. Postman 1 looks at him and says ... Read more

Two teenagers wander off to the bushes during a softball game on the outskirts of town and start necking. After a while the boy stops. "You know we've been doing this for a few weeks now and I think it's time we went ... Read more

Two, old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. "By the ... Read more