These two old men are in a nursing home. They're talking and realize that it's been years since they have had sex. So they sneak out and go to the closest whorehouse. Once inside they go to the Pimp and ask for the two ... Read more

They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It's called ... Read more

This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll ... Read more

This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorilla's cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy ... Read more

This women had a magic morror from which anything you wanted you got,so one day she stood in front of the mirror and said I wish i had bigger breasts and it happened so then she ran down stairs to show her husband he ... Read more

This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To ... Read more

This old lady was complaining to her friend about a little problem she had with vaginal itch. Her friend suggested that maybe she had an STD. The old lady replied "that's impossible because I am a virgin". To solve the ... Read more

Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married?The one with the wedding ring, YOU ... Read more

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, andpoints at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!"Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the ... Read more

Three Friends an Italian a German and a Greek they decided to bet it's other100 euros who is going to make their wives scream more from sex.So they all go home to have sex with their wives so they make them scream.The ... Read more