Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the ... Read more

I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a ... Read more

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself ... Read more

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at ... Read more

If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The ... Read more

In a nursing home, there is this old woman named Gladys who likes to walk around and flash people. She walks up to a nun, opens her robe and yells "Super Pussy!" The nun says, "Gladys, you know you're not supposed to do ... Read more

Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town's morals, publicly accused herneighbor George of being an alcoholic because she saw his pickup truck parkedoutside the town's only bar.George stared at her for a moment, ... Read more

Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of hisregular teacher.She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember ithas an "r" after the first letter."The entire ... Read more

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"When Mary didn't stir, ... Read more

Male secretary : "Feel free to use my dictaphone." New blonde employee : "No thanks, I'll just use my finger like everyone ... Read more