Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right ... Read more

The blonde was at the blood bank and sold a pint of blood. As she was leaving counting her $25, a man was leaving counting his money. He had $40. She asked if he had some rare blood type that he got more than she did. ... Read more

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on ... Read more

The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. "Mom," shesaid, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy."The mother took a deep breath and began, "When two people love, honor, ... Read more

The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he ... Read more

The president got off the helicopter in front of the White House with a baby hog under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Nice pigs, sir". The president replied, "These are not pigs, ... Read more

The Smith's were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestorshad come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senatorsand Wall Street wizards.They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for ... Read more

There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.Well, here's the answer: It's simple.........nobody bothered to check the oil. Didn't know we were getting low. And of course the ... Read more

Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch.The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates."The woman replies, "Yes. Now, we're ... Read more

There were these three little old ladies sitting on a park bench minding their own business when suddenly a flasher jumped in front of them and exposed himself...the first old lady had a stroke...the second old lady had ... Read more