Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay ... Read more

Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during ... Read more

Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows?A: So they wouldn't shit all over when you played with their ... Read more

Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a ... Read more

Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change ... Read more

Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it ... Read more

Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?A: She wanted to stop having ... Read more

Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling ... Read more

Q: Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze ... Read more

Q: Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 ... Read more