Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door.Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?""To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth ... Read more

Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill.""Good heavens, man!" exclaimed the patient irritably. "Can't you pull a tooth without a ... Read more

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain it's cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain.Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to ... Read more

Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn't the one I wanted pulled.Dentist: Relax, I'm coming to ... Read more

Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly?Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my ... Read more

What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a ... Read more

What did the dentist say to the golfer?"You have a hole in one. ... Read more

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar ... Read more

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get ... Read more

What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out? The ... Read more