Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?"Mabel: "Yes, the ... Read more

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink ... Read more

I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?That's right, Sir.So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend? That was my ... Read more

I'm suffering from bad breath You should do something about it!I did. I just sent my wife to the ... Read more

Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I'm a ... Read more

Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed when I bit his ... Read more

Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?""Because they are drawing-rooms, my ... Read more

Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.Young dentist: Don't worry, it's my first extraction ... Read more

Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?Dentist: Don't smile in a bad ... Read more

Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their ... Read more