Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room ... Read more

Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. ... Read more

Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.Assistant: Why don't you marry her?Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best ... Read more

Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures.Patient: Okay doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other ... Read more

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes.Patient: And how much will it cost?Dentist: It's $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???Dentist: I can extract it ... Read more

Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless.Patient: I'm ... Read more

Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand ... Read more

Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?...A month later he was picking his ... Read more

Father: Don't you feel better now that you've gone to the dentist?Son: Sure do. He wasn't ... Read more

Fred's mother was on the telephone to the boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she complained, "I thought his treatment would only cost me $20, but you've charged me $80." "It is usually $20, ma'am," agreed the ... Read more