I've been e-mailing William Shakespeare.William Shakespeare's dead, silly.No wonder he hasn't ... Read more

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Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room.Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, "That's it, one last timebefore I die I must ... Read more

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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick ... Read more