Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party?A. A One ... Read more

Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles?A. ... Read more

Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?A. ... Read more

Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San ... Read more

Q. What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts ... Read more

Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?A. To get to the other (Electric) ... Read more

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn ... Read more

These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said ''If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap.'' They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, ''Would ... Read more

Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type ... Read more

What animals are poor dancers?Four-legged ones, because they have two left ... Read more