The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the crook boss. "Only doing what you ordered," said the stupid thug. "You told me to lie low for a ... Read more

Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given the last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a ... Read more

Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given the last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a ... Read more

Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an ... Read more

Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value.Mugger: That's all right. I'm ... Read more

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable ... Read more

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? I'm at your service, ... Read more

What diploma do criminals get?The third ... Read more

What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs ... Read more

What do you call a robbery in China ?A Chinese take away ... Read more