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Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs?Criminal: Why? You look good in short ... Read more

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I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? ... Read more

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It was Rocky's first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were intheir cells and he was trying to become a bit more comfortable with hismeager surroundings. As he leaned against the bars at the front of ... Read more