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Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses ... Read more
Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own ... Read more
Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium, all of the above A: Number ... Read more
Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry ... Read more
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around ... Read more
Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?", one to ask "Have you tried rebooting it?", another to ask "Have you tried ... Read more
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be ... Read more
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical ... Read more
Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware ... Read more
Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source: F. Gump of ... Read more