Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the bickering and told them that he would judge a contest between them. They each had four hours to ... Read more

Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and it still wasn't working, only to make you get up from your nice comfy seat to walk over to the ... Read more

Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! I'm on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Customer: "It's from a device." Me: "What kind of device?" Customer: "I don't ... Read more

Mum, Mum, Dad's broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his ... Read more

My computer made a funny sound the other day.Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a window ... Read more

My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ... Read more

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood ... Read more

One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest and staring at the screen. After about 15 minutes he ... Read more

One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area ... Read more

Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one we've got or don't use any at ... Read more