How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None. They try to fix the old one."We looked at the light fixture and decided there's no point trying to maintain it. We're going to rewrite it from ... Read more

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the ... Read more

How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb?Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC7500439-001, Multitasking Incadescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only ... Read more

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do ... Read more

I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs NT ... Read more

I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old, but it's got to be simple enough for his father to play, ... Read more

I've been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven't seen a single website.That's because you're supposed to sit facing the ... Read more

I've been on my computer all night!Don't you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone ... Read more

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already ... Read more

If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and ... Read more