Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head,My dog mated with the neighbors cat,My neighbor sold her ... Read more

Dear Boss,I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem makes any sense to me.At any rate I have finished converting all the months on all the company ... Read more

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer.You're just run down, let me give you some vitamins.No, thanks. But I could do with some new ... Read more

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a computer.My goodness, you'd better come to my surgery right away!I can't, my power cable won't reach that ... Read more

Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company.During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for ... Read more

Got this email from a friend: ... Read more

Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but there's a lot of ... Read more

How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, ... Read more

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their ... Read more

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb ... Read more