Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours, wondering where he'd seen himself ... Read more

Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn't remember whether he was going in or coming ... Read more

Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine ... Read more

Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it ... Read more

Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went ... Read more

Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation. "Well, I've always thought I'd like to be a doctor," said Higginbote. "Specialize in ... Read more

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one ... Read more

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to ... Read more

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ... Read more

How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is ... Read more