Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut?A: It is a lot more expensive than it ... Read more

Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America?A: Many of them have sixth grade reading ... Read more

Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the ... Read more

Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None--He'll only promise ... Read more

Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: He doesn't! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special ... Read more

Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. They like to keep him in the ... Read more

Q: How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two--one to screw the bulb into the water faucet while the other tells us that everything possible is being done to help the ... Read more

Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around ... Read more

Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who'd land first?A: Who ... Read more

Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury?A: When he's sworn ... Read more