Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?A: He's the stiff ... Read more

Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow?A: By the wise look in the ... Read more

Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this ... Read more

Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night. Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story ... Read more

Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]?A: He's got his jogging suit ... Read more

Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face?A: If his lips are moving, then he's ... Read more

Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck?A: Trying to save both ... Read more

Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?A: They were dating the same girl in high ... Read more

Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ... Read more

Q: How does Bill Clinton say "I'm about to hurt you"?A: "Trust ... Read more