President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes, Mr. President--I'll remove the mirrors right ... Read more

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship withMonica Lewinsky?Pres: Improper? ... Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one ofthe the sweetest interns I've ever ... Read more

Q. What do you get when you cross a crookedpolitician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea ... Read more

Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved?A: The United States of ... Read more

Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore?A: Yeah, they were Bill ... Read more

Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled?A: Now it's got two left ... Read more

Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election?A: It's gonna be called the Dodge ... Read more

Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess?A: Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to ... Read more

Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House?A: There is White-out on the ... Read more

Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike?A: Both aren't as successful when they're not on ... Read more