I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside ... Read more

I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small.But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom ... Read more

I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their ... Read more

I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!That's all right....now it's a mint with a ... Read more

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate ... Read more

It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the door. His wife comes in. "Honey, where do you want me to put your boots and gloves?" Well, Santa is ... Read more

JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without ... Read more

Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.That's probably why the ocean's full of ... Read more

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else ... Read more

My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video ... Read more