Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the ... Read more

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?Chick to chick ... Read more

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece ... Read more

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?A merry Christmas to ... Read more

How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?Don't feed it ... Read more

How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North ... Read more

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?About a wick ... Read more

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?Stacks ... Read more

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" ... Read more

I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.'Have you passed?' I asked.Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. 'See for ... Read more