ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack ... Read more

ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a ... Read more

Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: That's Little Red Robin ... Read more

Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees!Father Christmas: You mean 'The Three Little ... Read more

Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!Father Christmas: You mean ... Read more

Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!I'm on my way, Father Christmas.Father Christmas: But you only have one welly on!That's all right! There's only one foot of ... Read more

Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the ... Read more

Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?Lady: You certainly did!Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I'm back in the right ... Read more

Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out... there's a feller inside who has the job of punching the ... Read more

Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck ... Read more