Son to his father as they watch television: "Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way across the room to change the ... Read more

Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?" Student: "So we know when to start Christmas ... Read more

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass ... Read more

The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. 'How high is it, Doctor?' she wanted to know.'One hundred and three,' said the doctor.'What is the world ... Read more

The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards."No mis" he ... Read more

Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green.Jill: Yes, and I have another pair just like it at ... Read more

Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to know the time, so they began singing at the top of their voices.Eventually one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted down at them "Hey, less noise!, don't you ... Read more

Two girls were talking in the corridor. 'That boy over there is getting on my nerves,' said Clarrie.'But he's not even looking at you,' replied Clara.'That's what's getting on my nerves,' retorted ... Read more

Tyler was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So, Tyler raised his hand politely to ask ... Read more

What's the matter son?The boy next door said I look just like you?What did you say?Nothing he's bigger than me ... Read more