Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test?Fred: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleverest kid in the ... Read more

Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish. She was also rather deaf, which was great for the children in her class. "What Mrs Smith needs," said one of her colleagues, "is a ... Read more

Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your whistle. Your father can't read his paper.Jackie: Wow, I'm only eight and I can read ... Read more

Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time ?Son: Easy. I have two ... Read more

Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt shaker yet ?Son: Not yet. It's really hard to get the salt through all those little holes ... Read more

Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners.Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school dinners, one is more than enough ... Read more

My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said ... Read more

On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is - flowers!""That's ... Read more

On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each other.'I come from a one-parent family,' said one little girl proudly.'That's nothing. Both my parents ... Read more

On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it.'Be still, my heart,' thought my friend, 'my daughter wants to follow in my ... Read more