I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was ... Read more

Jennifer: Are you coming to my party ?Sandra: No, I ain't.Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us. Not ain't. It's I am not coming, he is not coming, she is not coming, they are not coming. Sandra: Blimey, ain't ... Read more

John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldn't afford one. So one day John came home clutching a package containing a brand-new video.'Where in the World did you get the money to pay for ... Read more

Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny ... Read more

Little Johnny's class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board. On the way out of the police station Little Johnny said to the ... Read more

Mandy was applying for a summer job.'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store.'I'm twelve years old, Sir,' answered Mandy.'And what do you expect to be when you grow up ?''Twenty one, ... Read more

Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother.'I don't know,' replied Mary, 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught ... Read more

Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ?Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school ... Read more

Mother: Let me see your report son.Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me ... Read more

Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper.Daughter: But, Mum, it's part of my homework. 'If you take an eighth of a cake from a whole cake, how much is ... Read more