Dick and Jane were arguing furiously over the breakfast table. ' Oh you're so stupid!' shouted Dick.'Dick!' said their father, 'that's quite enough of that! Now say you're sorry.''OK,' said Dick. 'Jane, I'm sorry you're ... Read more

Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog ?He was dense and wet ... Read more

Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus ?He ended up in a flea circus ... Read more

Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ?'Quick,' said one, 'run ! Before they say we did it ... Read more

Eddie's father called up to him, 'Eddie, if you don't stop playing that trumpet I think I'll go crazy!'Eddy replied, 'I think you are already, I stopped playing half an hour ... Read more

Father: You've got 4 D's and a C on your report.Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject ... Read more

Father: What did you learn in school today ?Son: That three and three are seven.Father: Three and three are six !Son: I guess I didn't learn anything today then ... Read more

Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska. Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her ... Read more

George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, 'can Albert come out to play?''No, said the mother, 'it's too cold.''Well, then,' said George, ' can his football come out to ... Read more

Grandma: You've left all your crusts, Mary. When I was your age I ate every one.Mary: Do you still like crusts, Grandma?Grandma: Yes, I do.Mary: Well, you can have ... Read more