The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at ... Read more

The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his bag in and climb aboard, gasping for air. seeking at him, another man said, "Young man, you should ... Read more

Two cab drivers met."Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?""Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses ... Read more

Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, "What are we going to do?" The other replied, "Quick, turn the car into a side ... Read more

What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen ... Read more

What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?"Am I ... Read more

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?"Don't inhale so fast or you'll ... Read more

What did the jack say to the car?"Can I give you a ... Read more

What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold?An extra ... Read more

What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew ... Read more