Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an ... Read more

Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here?Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus ... Read more

Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light?Motorist: Then you would have caught up with ... Read more

Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign?Driver: I don't believe everything I ... Read more

Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles?Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my ... Read more

Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?Motorist: The light just turned ... Read more

Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow ... Read more

Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most ... Read more

Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of ... Read more

Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime ... Read more