Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you?Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I ... Read more

Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now.Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for ... Read more

Policeman: I suppose you're going to tell me you weren't speeding.Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see if you were paying ... Read more

Policeman: How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?Driver: They're all in the glove ... Read more

Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly?Driver: I have to, this is a getaway ... Read more

Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here?Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus ... Read more

Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light?Motorist: Then you would have caught up with ... Read more

Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign?Driver: I don't believe everything I ... Read more

Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles?Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my ... Read more

Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?Motorist: The light just turned ... Read more