Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing for the exits, I shouted: "Quick! There are only enough cars in the parking lot for half of ... Read more

Policeman: Are you going to a fire?Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one. That's what my boss said would happen if I were late ... Read more

Police Officer: Why were you speeding?Women Driver: I was late for traffic ... Read more

Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?Motorist: I'm in a car ... Read more

Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car?Motorist: Did you want me to hit ... Read more

Policeman: I suppose you're going to tell me you weren't speeding.Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see if you were paying ... Read more

Policeman: How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?Driver: They're all in the glove ... Read more

Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly?Driver: I have to, this is a getaway ... Read more

Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?Motorist: No, you're the one with the ... Read more

Policeman: Didn't you see the signs with the speed limit?Driver: I thought they were just ... Read more