Motorist: Does a deer have a horn?Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my ... Read more

Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with rustDealer: Yes, sir. The car is rust-free. We didn't charge you for it, did ... Read more

My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor ... Read more

My sister's a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in the floor so that she can see who she's run ... Read more

Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the radio."There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared," the weather ... Read more

On Fred's 17th birthday, his Dad said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father said, "Just one thing, Fred. If you're going to hit anything, make sure it's ... Read more

One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughterand beeped his car horn by mistake.She turned and looked at him for an explanation.He said, "I did that by accident."She replied, "I know that, daddy."He replied, ... Read more

One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives. They were looking for the street they had to turn on to get to their relatives house. They accedently turned on the wrong street so ... Read more

One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they ran into an intersection with a stoplight. The light showed red.The man driving went right through the red light. ... Read more

Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghabits, offers the following advice:The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directlyproportional to time spent on the road. ... Read more