Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, ... Read more

Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of ... Read more

Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ?Last Winter she was knocked down by a snow ... Read more

Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was riding derailed. The giant teenager flew a dozen feet through the air before hitting headfirst against a ... Read more

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "Itsa illegal to putta fiva people ina Quattro.""What do you mean it's illegal?" asked the ... Read more

Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60."Tom looked at him, amazed. " Breaking 60? That's amazing!"Hawk smiled and said," Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could ... Read more

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? ... Read more

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the ... Read more

I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: 'Come on in. They're bigger than ever and they last a lifetime!' Later I learned he was talking about the ... Read more

I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that ... Read more