First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a ... Read more

First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they're all very ... Read more

First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight.Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled ... Read more

First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner ... Read more

How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping ... Read more

How can you help a starving cannibal?Give them a hand ... Read more

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a ... Read more

Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold ... Read more

The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly ... Read more

The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. "Your Majesty," he said, "the slaves are revolting!""You don't have to tell me," said the king. "I'm trying to eat them. "Where did we get these slaves ... Read more