Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time.Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming ... Read more

Dan: My little brother is a real pain.Nan: Things could be worse.Dan: How?Nan: He could be twins ... Read more

Did the bionic monster have a brother ?No, but he had lots of ... Read more

Do robots have sisters ?No, just transistors ... Read more

Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her.Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator.Tell her to come in.I can't. She doesn't stop at this ... Read more

First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose ... Read more

How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ?See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth ... Read more

Knock KnockWho's there !Brother !Brother who ?Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name ... Read more

Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse.Big Brother: Why?Little Brother: Because I want to play water ... Read more