Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his ... Read more

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy ... Read more

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound ... Read more

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the ... Read more

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He's trying to age ... Read more

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble ... Read more

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?He heard they were having upside-down ... Read more

Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the ... Read more

Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, What's the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow? Well, you won't be empty-handed, will ... Read more