Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet water for her ... Read more

Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my birthday. . .the bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next ... Read more

Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be ... Read more

Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what ?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But I've got a nice teapot.Helen: No you haven't. I've just dropped ... Read more

Home - A - Age Jokes"That's an excellent essay for someone your age," said the English teacher. "How about for someone my Mum's age, Miss?" "Welcome to school, Simon," said the nursery school teacher to the new boy. ... Read more

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice ... Read more

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?He has a whale of a ... Read more

How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh, I don't think that's possible. Oh, yes it is - I'm nine ... Read more

I forgot my brother's birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, ... Read more

I'd like to say something nice about you as it's your birthday. Why don't you? Because I can't think of a single thing to ... Read more