Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the washing-up. Mum's too frightened he'll break ... Read more

Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy ... Read more

Did you hear about the flag's birthday? It was a Happy ... Read more

Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake ?The candles melted in the ... Read more

Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy ... Read more

First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, I'm having a witch do. First boy: What's a witch do? Second boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting ... Read more

For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo ... Read more

Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you ... Read more

Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your ... Read more

Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your ... Read more