How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks? Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a ... Read more

Is chicken soup good for your health ?Not if you're the chicken ... Read more

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the ... Read more

My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What's that? ... Read more

Q: What is a crowbar?A: A place were crows go to get a ... Read more

Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?" A: He was studying foreign ... Read more

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?A: To get to the chick across the ... Read more

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?A: To prove he wasn't ... Read more

Q: Why do hens lay eggs?A: If they dropped them, they'd ... Read more

Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist?Pupil: A parrot with more than one ... Read more