Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious ... Read more

I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. ... Read more

Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: 'I didn't think we'd make it!' Jill replied, 'Nor did I - what a good thing I kept the brakes on, or we'd have slid ... Read more

Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. 'Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No ... Read more

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike ... Read more

Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his ... Read more

Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the ... Read more

Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they're ... Read more

Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, bicycle ... Read more

The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -"Geez, are you lucky." The cyclist says. -"What do you mean by lucky ?" The pedestrian angrily asks. "I got hurt really bad." -"Ah, ... Read more