I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and ... Read more

I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm afraid you'll have to make your own bed. Oh, that's all right, I don't mind at all.Right. Here's a hammer, a saw, and some nails. The wood's in the garage. I have four legs, but ... Read more

Knock KnockWho's there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you can't guess who I ... Read more

Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy ... Read more

Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up ... Read more

Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to drop ... Read more

The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the ... Read more

Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he might as well get in to bed again. There's lots of ... Read more

Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "I've just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?" said the second. "Your yard's much too small for a pig!" "I'm going to keep it under my bed," ... Read more

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse ... Read more